Opportunities for carrier development:

CheapAir is hiring:

Crash attendent

Requirements:

Ability to flap hands like wings.

Ability to fly ship when pilot is dead.

Ability to kill terrorist with wing-like hands.

Ability to hold breath in hot burning water at night time.

Ability to burn fast and powerful so that you can be used as fuel... just in case.

Required reading: "Robinson Crusoe".

Must have seen LOST.

Must own small knife with nail clipper.

Must have silicone based breast implants. Explanation: Due to increasing costs and the financial recession, ryan air can no longer afford flotation.

Ability to refrain from pretending to shoot lasers out of the plane while flying the airplane in case the pilot is unconscious.

Must enjoy sushi and coconuts.

Must like long walks on the beach

...looking for ships.

Ability to squint eyes as if to see further away

...while on beach.

Introspective nature, lack of social skills and talking to self are considered a plus.

Must be able to tame snakes and/or survive snake bites.

Must be able to measure distances with foot steps.

Must be able build a parachute out of underwear in under 10 seconds.

Must be able to survive on own poop.

*Scratch that, must be able to survive on airline food first.

Others (the perfect candidate):

In case of emergency, ability to transform self into the president of the usa and the plane into air force one is a big plus.

Body made of solid metal is a plus.

Body made of life raft big plus.

Body made of breasts big rack.

Possesses excellent communication skills... with all types of predators to be found on secluded islands.

Small interview:

Question 1: If you would have to build an airplane, what kind of coconuts would you use?

Question 2: Are you able to masturbate knowing that tomorrow you might die of thirst?

send application to: ohmygodwerecrashing@suckmydickquickly.org

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